                               .-=-. __
                    ,         /     \   \    ||||
                   \\\\      |O___O |    | \\||||
                   \   //    | \_/  |    |  \   /
                    '-=/----/|     /     |   |-'
                           // //  /     -----'
                          //  \\ /      /
                         //  // /      /
                        //  \\ /      /
                       //  // /      /
                      /|   ' /      /
                      //\___/      /
                     //   ||\     /
                     \\_  || '-=-'
                     /' /  \\_.-
                    /  /    -=| |
                    '-'      |  |
                              '-'

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CONGRATULATIONS, MEAT-BASED LIFE FORM! YOU HAVE ACCEPTED THE TRUTH AND
BEAUTY OF THE GLORIOUS HAPPY HOT-DOG INTO YOUR LIFE AND COMPUTING-BOX.

YOUR COMPUTING-MACHINE SHOULD NOW BE AUTOMATICALLY CONFIGURED TO ENJOY
BEEFY STARTUP EXPERIENCE WITH PIQUANT MUSTARD INDICATING PROGRESS!

TO MANUALLY ENABLE HOT HOT MEATY HAPPY MUSTARD TIME, PLEASE USE THESE
SECRET CODE PHRASES HANDED DOWN SINCE ANCIENT TIMES:

 # plymouth-set-default-theme hot-dog
 # dracut --force

GAZE UPON HIM! STARE INTO THE BEADY EYES! LOOK HOW HAPPY HE IS!

LEAVE YOUR TROUBLES BEHIND AND FLOAT INTO THE MUSTARDY BEYOND!!

AND ABOVE ALL: ENJOY! OR PERISH IN FLAMES!

-Will Woods <wwoods@redhat.com>, 3 Nov 2011

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Thanx/Greetz!@$!@^!&!*

  Kyle Hoyt (for making the original artwork):
    http://www.stationzero.org/kylehoyt/

  Chris Grams (for his excellent piece on the origins of the Happy Hot Dog):
    http://darkmattermatters.com/2011/10/11/the-origins-of-the-beefy-miracle/

  Jason Farrell (for the specfile from 300-thisisfedora):
    http://jasonfarrell.com/fedora/11/plymouth-theme-300-thisisfedora/

  Ray Strode (for creating the actual images used here):
    http://rstrode.fedorapeople.org/hotdog.tar.gz

  mustard (for indicating progress)

  https://bugzilla.redhat.com/show_bug.cgi?id=495561 (lol wut)

  #fedora-devel

  AND YOU!
